Sunday, April 30, 2006

Sunday Funnies 04/30/06




Funny Sayings - Part 2

I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?

- Author unknown



The Ted Kennedy Children's book cover of the week:



Hat tip to the Kennedy forum thread at FARK.COM





WHY GOD MADE PETS

They help out around the house...


They protect our children ...


They look out for the smaller ones ...


They show us how to relax...


They "converse" with each other...


They help you when you're down ...


They are great at decorating for the Holidays ...


They have "great" expectations...


They are Patriotic...


They are happy to "test" the water...


They love their "teddies"...


They know who's "BOSS"...


AND ?- They know when we need a good LAUGH!


HAVE YOU SMILED TODAY?
It is done by moving the corners of the mouth upward.
LET ME SHOW YOU HOW...









INSPIRATION


Happiness


Happiness is something we create in our mind,
It's not something we search for and so seldom find,
It's just waking up and beginning the day
by counting our blessings and kneeling to pray,
It's giving up thoughts that breed discontent
And accepting what comes as a gift heaven-sent,
It's giving up wishing for things we have not
And making the best of whatever we've got,
It's knowing that life is determined for us,
And pursuing our tasks without fret, fume or fuss,
For it's by completing what God gives us to do
That we find real contentment and happiness, too.

- Helen Steiner Rice

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